Ian Then Some...The Articles & Interviews
Star Magazine Continued
So...I'm going to risk pissing off any Rodney fans by first saying: "Dude, put your clothes back on." And then ask: "Why is he undressed in the first place? Ian and Mark are fully clothed!"
Star: Do you
have any siblings?
M: I have two stepbrothers and one stepsister.
R: I'm all alone. I think they had me and they were like, "Jesus, God Almighty
- that's enough." I did ask my parents for a brother once and they gave me a
Cabbage Patch doll.
(Everyone cracks up.) You
get the little adoption slip and everything. They said, "Here's your brother.
His name is Rosco."
Star: Did you bathe him
and change his nappy?
R: I just hung out with him, you know what I mean? I remember it so clearly.
It was outside of Washington DC, where my parents got divorced. It was my turn
to spend the weekend with my dad and he drove a pick-up truck to collect me, and
he had the Cabbage Patch Kid in the back.
Star: When was the last
time you went out largin' it?
R: I don't drink that much, but Marky-boy has had some memorable boozing
experiences, haven't you?
M: I'm just going to disappear now.
R: Mark doesn't even know about this; he was so smashed!
I: Oh man, this is the best story. I was working so I missed it.
R: When we went to David Boreanaz's [Angel]
birthday party in New York, there was champagne, beer; it was a free bar. We
sat at this table and they'd brought out the birthday cake and everyone's
singing the song...when I see Mark unbuttoning his shirt and heavy breathing in
David's face. He shouts, "Here's your birthday present!" In front of everyone,
he unzips his pants and starts to pull out his wiener, right on the cake! I
don't know what he was going to do, but we left shortly afterwards because we
had to be on set at six am.